DATE: 23 Jun 2008, 12:25 pm / MOOD: Other

Age:


Favorite position:


1. Do you think I'm cute?.


2. Would you have sex with me?


3. lights on or off?


4. Would you have to be drunk?


5.Would you take a shower with me?


6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me?


7.Would you leave after or stay the night?


8.Do you like cuddling afterwards?


9.Condom or skin?


10. Have sex on the first date?


11.Would you kiss me during sex?


12.Do you think I would be good in bed?


13. Would you use me as a booty call?


14.Can I use you as a booty call?


15.Can we take pictures of the act?


16.How long would we have sex?


17.Would you tell your friends about me?


18.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

19 number please :)....

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DATE: 29 Aug 2006, 12:25 am / MOOD: Full of life

"WE WOULD RATHER
DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN"

This sign was prominently displayed
in the window of a business in Philadelphia.
You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. One would think that anti-hate groups from all across the country would be marching on this business . . . and that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back. But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement . . . We are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. And after all, it is just a sign.

You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign?




Answer: A Funeral Home
(Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)








You gotta love it!!! God Bless America


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